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I want to become a Ninjaphile

Postby Kazoo » Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:56 pm

I am now thoroughly convinced that I should eliminate all RISK from my life. Also that I should attempt to GUARANTEE that I will come to no harm nor will anyone I know, read about, or see on TV.

My problem now is how I will feed myself being that the grocery store is not in my house and will require my exposing myself to a degree of potential ....DANGER!

I have now painted my "NO GUNS HERE" sign and will put it up in my yard when the paint (unleaded watercolor) dries. But how can I do that unless I use a fearsome HAMMER?

Boy, this carefulness is a tricky path to navigate.


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Re: I want to become a Ninjaphile

Postby Cynicalninja » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:57 am

A hammer is a tool primarily designed to hammer in nails.

A gun is a weapon designed only to kill and injure.

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Re: I want to become a Ninjaphile

Postby 24HourNut » Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:09 pm

Any self defense tool is going to be "designed to kill or hurt." Unfortunately, the reality is, if you are going to accept responsibility for your own safety and freedom, like a free citizenry is supposed to with the balance of power on their side, that means the right to effectively defend yourself, assemble, free press, etc.
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Re: I want to become a Ninjaphile

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Re: I want to become a Ninjaphile

Postby Cynicalninja » Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:46 pm

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Re: I want to become a Ninjaphile

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Re: I want to become a Ninjaphile

Postby 2bits » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:22 pm

Ninja is a nutcase, if a persons life is in danger and the only weapon they have is a hammer, its a weapon and will be used in defence of that persons life.

If a person wants to kill you and the only weapon they have is a hammer it is a weapon and will be used to kill you.

His premise that a hammer is made to drive nails is nonsensical, whatever is being held and used as a weapon is a weapon.

ask any peace officer who ever had to defend himself against a baseball bat if he hesitated to pull the trigger when the person carrying it and using it as a weapon closed to within 21 feet intending to bash in the officers head.
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Re: I want to become a Ninjaphile

Postby 2bits » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:52 pm

The nutcase remark was just because ninja would expect it from me, by the way its not cultural for the english they were disarmed by their government.

firearms and hunting were as much a part of the english culture as they are ours.

the problem with ninja is that he was born into the no gun government enforced culture that england is today.
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Re: I want to become a Ninjaphile

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Re: I want to become a Ninjaphile

Postby Brian » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:41 pm

"I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower
Makes you talk a little lower
About the things you could not show her."

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