Five surgeons are talking...

Five surgeons are talking...

Postby shimmy » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:41 am

#1 The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "

#2 The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded. "

#3 The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "

#4 The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. "

#5 But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable. "
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Re: Five surgeons are talking...

Postby scarletangel » Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:43 am

I'll definitely agree with that;)
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