Guts vs Balls

Guts vs Balls

Postby Marie5656 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:44 am

I know most of us have probably heard this one before, but I thought I would post it again.



There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is no difference in the outcome.


Both result in death.

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Re: Guts vs Balls

Postby scarletangel » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:30 am

LMAO..Nice post! :dino:
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Re: Guts vs Balls

Postby adrienne04 » Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:09 am

nice one..lol...
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