Aussie Humour

Aussie Humour

Postby shimmy » Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:50 pm

A drover walks into a bar, a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.
'Then he'll open his mouth, and I'll remove my unit, unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.' The crowd murmured its approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Credentials (and related parts) in the crocodile's open mouth.
The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer -
bottle and smacked the crocodile extremely hard on the top of its head.
The croc opened his mouth, and the man removed his genitals, unscathed, as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.' A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A blonde woman timidly spoke up...
'I'll try it - just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'
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Re: Aussie Humour

Postby sledge » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:19 am

You been watchin Crocodile Dundee Shimmy? :lol:
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