PRIESTS ON VACATION

PRIESTS ON VACATION

Postby sledge » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:34 pm

Someone sent me this joke! :blah2:


Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to
make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would
identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some
outrageous shorts, shirts and sandals. The next morning they went to the
beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs,
enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous
blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them.
Theycouldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father.
Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually;
then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she
know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you
saw them. Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in
their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous
blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet
time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them,
smiled, and said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and
continued on her way.

One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute
young lady."

"Yes, Father?", she said.

"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Mary Margaret", she replied.
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