Tarzan Speaks

Tarzan Speaks

Postby shimmy » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:09 pm

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I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! I asked him how it was going and if he was into anymore movies.

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He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as he had severe arthritis in both shoulders and could no longer swing from vine to tree.

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I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she was in bad shape, in a
nursing home, has Alzheimer's and no longer recognizes anyone, how sad.

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I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city, got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only time he heard from him was if he was in trouble or needed something.

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I asked about Cheeta, he beamed and said she was doing good, had grown up, married a Lawyer and now lived in the White House!!!

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Thanks K.A. :toast:
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Re: Tarzan Speaks

Postby Millennium » Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:51 pm

:rofl2:

Now that's funny. :lol:
Save America, IMPEACH OBAMA! And continue tossing out the deadbeat Democrats that are currently in office.
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