Have you ever felt an Idiot?

[MADNOTBAD]

Come on folks... Tell us about your most embarressing moments In life.

I have had many , probably too many to recall but I was reminded of one today again.

I'd been working In sales all my life and many years ago I worked for an agency and was given the job of demonstrating a luxury vibrating massage table for back pain In the world famous store of Harrods In kensington, London. It was a long table of luxurious black leather and when you lay on It, you controled the vibrations by a remote control. It was bliss with rollers under the leather rolling up and down your back vibrating. I wasn't getting much attention as at £2,000 It was a huge price ticket as It was some years ago. It got to afternoon and I had no orders and no Interested potential customers looking at It, my heels were killing me so I thought I'd try It out. I don't know how long I was there exactly but I fell asleep and woke to find a large group of bemused Japanese tourists taking photographs of me In the middle of the Department store. My skirt had rided up on one side showing my pants and my mascara was smudged right down one side of my face and my hair resembling a birds nest..... oh the shame !!!

[Librtyhead]

I felt one once and it produced a fine line of saliva that went from the left corner of the mouth and ran down her top shirt button. Some Japanese guy took a picture and made 50,000 selling it on e-bay.




























Sorry.... I could not help myself and I'm dizzy.

[Librtyhead]

I actually got caught biting my toenails once at the beach.........I could have sworn I was alone but it took so much effort I never saw the metal detecting guy behind me.....It was a hangnail and tough as sharkskin.

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[24HourNut]

About 6 months after 9/11 I felt like an idiot for having voted for Bush.

[Brian]

[Linnea]

I've felt an idiot before but I haven't seen him since we got divorced.

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[Marie5656]

Have I ever felt an idiot?

Well...I shook hands with an idiot or two in my day.

[Millennium]